May 2013
If this post gets 5000 notes I will go to my...
lumos5000:
madmanwithabox-andafez:
lumos5000:
She will have a photo booth so this will be documented!!!
this needs to happen
Oh and just to up the ante I will “regenerate” half way though the evening and do some Eleven dancing on the dance floor
tangarang:
veggieblt:
pechyenka:
basically the shorter you are the angrier you are
THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT.
exhibit A
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howw do i evven kick this stutter i ended up givvin myself
fuck you eridan
stumpology:
tries to spell word
cannot spell word
uses different word
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daphneontherun:
you’re minding your own business
just reading a fic
when suddenly
you see it
sailorsodomy:
hip hop is my passion
i love to pop and lock and jam and break
breakburnandends:
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
mishatranslator:
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
make them see this
URGENT!
xere-the-sun-risesx:
WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL!
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!
ddowney:
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
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tribute27 asked: papers here: algae farts....:U nature is so incredibly profound
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
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urbancatfitters:
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
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toidarian:
i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me
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tw: raging the shit out of this post
SERIOUSLY
I GET A’S ON BOTH PARTICIPATION AND MY PRESENTATION
AND MY FUCKING GRADE GOES UP ONLY 1 PERCENT AND IF I DO BAD ON ONE INSIGNIFICANT ASSIGNMENT AND MY LETTER GRADE DROPS LIKE A GODDAMN ROCK
NO, SCHOOL. FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING GRADING SYSTEM BECAUSE I WILL TAKE NONE OF YOUR SHIT
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
sneeply:
thegreat-repetition:
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal
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rampaigehalseyface:
blimpcat:
i was...
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lycanandproud:
brodinsons:
when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”
#I’m with Javert on this one
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potatoandotherwise:
potatoandotherwise:
oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so bad
what’s that weird feeling….
where the fuck did this come from
are those leggings
WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD
OH GOD
u kno my name not my story<3
I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO
starkstower:
all original chip skylark fans assemble
dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants
chip5ever
Please don't call yourself a feminist if you...
waywardangelsandhunters:
raised-rory-from-perdition:
piefacemcgee:
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:
cynically-colorblind:
It’s one of the most misogynist things out there.
dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic
it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position
it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is heterosexual
please...
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